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#imnotcryingyourecrying 😭😅 Why send this to me while I’m at work! 😂 In case you didn’t know I’m back to full time work and the children can enjoy more time with their father for it. But sending me things like this I just happy cry inside and out! 🤣🙈 #toddlermum #oliverjohn #makemeasandwich #diysandwich #workingmummylife

Make ME a sandwich, bitch. I’m 5-0 and it’s not a win for me. #makemeasandwich #ifuckedyou #thankunext #ismashed #basicbitchchronicles

Celebrated turning 28 last night by burning things I don't need - then waking up to a burst water pump pipe...it's an easy enough fix and luckily the well was dry (probably why it happened)....but...it reminded me that it doesnt matter how much shit I get rid of - there will always be more shit to deal with right around the corner I did not want to adult today...but here we are 🤣 #goodmorningworld #makemeasandwich

Waiting for breakfast like.... ...where my morning snacks bitches!?!? (Don’t worry. There is food for me. I’m just too lazy to get up to eat it) Sunday’s are for lounging am I right?! #cobytheschnoodle #coby #dogsofinstagram #sunday #lazysunday #breakfast #brunch #wheresmyfood #makemeasandwich #puppiesofinstagram #schnoodle #schnoodlepup

John
(@zip_zopitty_boppitty)

1 Day 24 Hours Ago

‘Sweet home Alabama’ #incestmems#makemeasandwich #memes#dankmemes

Amanda Alfarah
(@alfafagram)

2 Days 2 Hours Ago

We are here at the women’s march in orlando! . . . . . . . #womensmarch #feminist #womensrights #equality #orlando #tampa #floridablogger #makemeasandwich #trump #motherdaughter

Sandwiches taste better when you don't have to make them.

John
(@zip_zopitty_boppitty)

2 Days 16 Hours Ago

Side ➡️side ••••••••••••• #memes#urmom#dank#gay#down#makemeasandwich

Morgan Schaffer
(@morgan.schaff)

2 Days 19 Hours Ago

OKAY YOU GUYS I JUST MADE THE CUTEST SANDWICH IN THE WORLDDDD! I just discovered these "sandwich skinnys" that are 100% whole wheat and delicious. So, if you're like me and actually want to taste your meat & cheese on your sandwich and not just the bread lol you will love these too! 🙌🏻🙌🏻 . . . #healthydinners #dinnerideas #sandwiches #makemeasandwich #bestwife #wholewheat

planetjusta
(@planetjusta)

2 Days 24 Hours Ago

If you are like Oprah but you are low carbing or on Keto, this zero carb bread I found on Amazon will make you happy! #grilledlemonpepperchicken #keto #stayontrack #summeriscoming #makemeasandwich

(@if_u_dont_have_leg_u_r_egg)

2 Days 14 Hours Ago

Get back in the kitchen wamon #meme #dankmemez #sandwich #makemeasandwich #wamon #bigsandwich

I'm a man. I don't apologize to women that I can write your names in the snow. And I have.👍 I wrote YOUR name twice! I love women. Especially when they bring me delicious food. 🍎 If you're a radical feminist, I will let you hold my beer for free while I grill a delicious large chunk of rare meat for myself and my bros. You're welcome. 😉 [that was to my bros...for my serving them choice cuts] If you take this 10 tile selection seriously and start man shaming me, you are a perfect candidate for making me a cup of coffee. While you're in the kitchen, I'll take a thick slab of roast beef with 2 tablespoons of horseradish and mayo on rye. Thanks, toots.😉 If you are pmsing, come back later. I'll still be hungry. 👌 I'm here mansplainin' as a reminder not to forget to scroll through the memes! 😉😜 #men #man #woman #women #virtue #virtuesignaling #brosbeforehoes #socialjustice #socialjusticewarrior #sexist #sexism #gender #mysoginist #mysoginism #masculine #feminist #feminazi #makemeasandwich #masculinity #mansplaining #fragile #feminists #drinkinbros #fun #humor #notpoliticallycorrect #notpc #suckit

Sarah Kathleen
(@saroochi)

3 Days 9 Hours Ago

Our future is bright and I am so excited to see what we make of it. #makemeasandwich #lunchtime #nomnomnom #gulugulucafe

Stephen
(@folkloreamericana)

3 Days 21 Hours Ago

WATCH: Laura Loomer and her amigos are seeking sanctuary. But @speakerpelosi has locked her doors on them!!-- This is pure bigotry ppl!!-- lol😉-- Lookout for our latest collaboration with @loomered , NANCY PELOSI'S WALL, coming soon! . . . . . . . . . . . #loomered #lauraloomer #trump #pelosi #nancypelosi #buildthewall #wallsdontwork #stopthebias #amigos #illegals #borderpatrol #deported #makemeasandwich #governmentshutdown #volver

Uncle Dad
(@uncle._.dad420)

3 Days 23 Hours Ago

HoW abOuT a SalAd Follow: @uncle._.dad420 for more! #salad #makemeasandwich #offensivememes #autisticmemes #funny

Veal Cutlet Sandwich with Fresh Mozzarella and Arugula Salad 🥗 Tune into our IG Story to Watch the Build 💪🏼 👨‍🍳 @alejandrohues . . . . . #forkyeah #tasty #foodporn #tastemade #jerseycity #foodstagram #foodgasm #nom #jerseycityeats #eatingfortheinsta #squadgoals #foodisreligion#hungryobsession #foodpornography #yum #eatme #foodbeast #sandwich #makemeasandwich

Seth Beer
(@fatpack5oh4)

4 Days 5 Hours Ago

Really can't get enough of this thing might take a trip and put some more friends on today @turkeyandthewolf #friedbologna #nola #eats #eatnola #foodporn #foodie #goodeats #makemeasandwich

E.L.T. 🙌 Eggplant + Lettuce + Tomato There's only one thing better than a B.L.T... for me, that's a meat-free version made with thinly sliced & well seasoned eggplant "bacon". (Dehydrated eggplant) Don't forget soft bread, farmers market produce, & a generous amount of @hellmannsmayonnaise vegan mayo to seal the deal. Bomb. : : : : : : : : : #plantbased #crueltyfree #eftp #eatfortheplanet #homemade #farmersmarket #veganmealideas #eatwell #veganfoodshare #wholesome #eatlikeyougiveadamn #plantbasedfortheplanet #meatfree #veganuary #saveourseas #environmentalist #earthadvocate #ethicaleater #blt #elt #veganinspo #makemeasandwich

Azan Hanif
(@azanhanif)

4 Days 12 Hours Ago

Hey what up guys sorry I’ve been inactive for awhile I’ve been on a spiritual search to find my long lost puppy , I am happy to say I am back and I am 6% black so look out ladies cause you might get hanifed #lolz #rofl #chungus #watercolor #bigbangtheory #christmas #blacks #obama #lilpump #peckingorder #youwhore #makemeasandwich #xxxtentacionedits

Lyndsey Elise
(@lyndseyelise77)

4 Days 13 Hours Ago

Toxic? Be better. No. Be best. 📢**all the outrage**📢 #boycotteverything #buynothing #imoffended #gillette #calmdown #makemeasandwich

I'm a chameleon for a reason, and my content is all over the board. Just like my mind. He knows... #imnoonesbitch #makemeasandwich #goddess #iknow #loveit #eatit #mylife #seattle #washington #wannatalksex #sex #sexy #hawaii #bigisland #fromseattletoseaview

(@dick.whisperer)

5 Days 15 Hours Ago

Yeah I’m need a turkey sandwich and few hours... 😂😂😂🤷🏼‍♂️💁🏼‍♂️ #floppy #naptime #makemeasandwich ~ Tha_Dude

SignForIt
(@sharonwarren7798)

6 Days 3 Hours Ago

A tray keeps lunchmaking supplies handy and portable. Vintage ivory tone knives spread butter or mayo smoothly, a glass butter dish tells you when you need to add a stick, and a little birdie keeps the napkins organized and available one at a time. This English vintage tray serves as the kitchen butler, making lunch run smoothly and efficiently. Thank you Mr. Bates! How is a tray serving your family these days? Share a styled tray, use the hashtag #sharonsfollowtray and tag hosts Cheryl @0rchard0nthehill and Sharon @sharonwarren7798 along with some friends. There are 331 tray ideas last time I looked! Let’s all add to the growing gallery of beautiful tray styling ❤️ #sharonsfollowtray #traystyling #woodtrays #traysfordays #vintagetray #teatray #englishtray #oaktray #lunchmadeeasy #cottagekitchen #ironstonepitcher #englishcutlery #butterdish #kitchenorganization #kitchenware #kitchentools #vintagekitchenware #makemeasandwich #glassbutterdish #fwi0115

Via Oscura
(@pilot_via.oscura)

6 Days 18 Hours Ago

A lot of my flying happens with the ocean on one side, and an empty winter beach would be a good place for an emergency landing—so as much as I whine about the weather, there is an upside to flying outside Boston 🥰 . . I’m going on a little instagram diet to focus more on studying up for the oral exam. I can’t take pictures while practicing flight test maneuvers in high winds and turbulence, so there’s not much to post anyways. Also I’ve been running into more couch warriors on here recently, and it is somewhat violating to have a stranger interrupt your day to use you as a brick wall to yell at. Not. Cool. 🥪 . . . . . . #flying #flightschool #aviation #pilot #femalepilot #instapilot #pilotsofinstagram #womeninstem #avgeek #aviatrix #flygirl #careergoalsinprogress #studygram #itsalmosttime #ocean #aerialphotography #blue #makemeasandwich #intotheblue #coastal #airplane #massachusetts #smashthatgoal

Sometimes you gotta give something back 🤷🏻‍♀️❤️ #scrubarubdub #sexyback #chefsofinstagram #makemeasandwich #hello #luckygal #cheflife #gottaspoilthemanyoulove #heyhey

Jagoda
(@zucchiniblues)

6 Days 20 Hours Ago

Yes, it's vegan bánh mì: a home baked baguette full of overnight pickled veggies, spicy fried tofu, sriracha and a lot of cilantro. Yum! . . . #banhmi #makemeasandwich #sandwich #homemadebread #baking #vegan #veganfood #healthydiet #vegandiet #vietfood #kanapka #domowepieczywo #bagietka #zdroweodzywianie #zdrowejedzenie

Lol - a reminder for women everywhere...know your place 😂🤣🙃 #womeninthekitchen #knowyourplace #itsjustjokespeople #foodiehumor #makemeasandwich #feminism #lolz #foodhumor

一個唔太差嘅星期一。 太平山餐廳嘅 Club Sandwich 🥪 好豐富,不過收得咁嘅價錢都要有返咁上下!露天茶座好舒服😌 #konggirlkongeat #lunch #brunch #monday #thepeak #港女港食 #相機食先 #hkfoodie

Chasm vSpams
(@spam_kazam)

7 Days 22 Hours Ago

Get a man like me who’s so hot that when he cooks he burns his house down ;))) #memes #cook #cooking #meat #desserts #dessert #restaurant #canada #microwave #food #mans #kitchen #makemeasandwich

S U T F F E K
(@s_u_t_f_f_e_k)

7 Days 22 Hours Ago

The K-poppers are building an army. We have to come together and stop them. Gamers, Furries, Weebs, and all people alike, grab your property and come join the war. (Link in bio) . . . . . . . #furryvsgamers #gamersvsfurries #gamersriseup #kpopwar #gaypop #furries #furry #weeb #weebs #weeaboo #weeabo #property #makemeasandwich #war #creeper #minecraft #fortnite #uwu #owo

Amanda
(@qd_foodie_323)

8 Days 15 Hours Ago

Dinnertime my take on volcano chicken Lime and chipotle marinated grilled chicken over mashed potatoes and sliced avocado and topped with crispy shallots with a chipotle bbq cream sauce. With some yummy grilled asparagus #delicious #delish #eat #eating #food #foodie #foodpics #fresh #homemade #homecook #homechef #chefmanda #yum #yummy #lunch #dinner #friendsfamilyfood #instafood #chefmommy #chefwifey #girlswhocook #makemeasandwich

A woman in her natural habitat. #kitchen #chef #makemeasandwich

Saya Suka Eats
(@saya_suka_eats)

9 Days 15 Hours Ago

Beat sandwiches in Fresno, California? Ask any local and they’ll tell you it’s hands down @samsitaliandeli . It’s crazy to think that my dad used to come here when he was in college and this place is just as busy as ever. The sandwiches and pastas are so fresh and packed with flavor but they also have amazing Italian groceries as well if you are feeling creative and would like to cook your own meal at home ! My favorite sandwich is the Sam’s Deli with fresh cut meats, cheese, veggies and pickled peppers. Definitely a must try! #sandwich #makemeasandwich #fresno #eatfresno #eatlocal #supportlocal #instaeats #foodiesofinstagram #instafoodie #instagramfoodie #italian #fresh #eatfresh #559 #californiaeats #calieats #discover #eat #food #delicious #delish #foodporn #foodgram

MessrsBradPitt
(@messrsbradpitt)

10 Days 15 Hours Ago

Yes Ovaries, go, go. I’ve had enough of your emotional fuckwittage with Pitt and Pitt’s whining is grating on my ears. Now that you’re gone, I can manspread in peace and reclaim all furniture. Who do I call now, to go make me a sammich? A whole weekend of no, “No!” Yay! #dogderpoftheday #gomakemeasammich #gomakemeasandwich #makemeasandwich #makemeasammich #zerofucksgiven #0fucksgiven #sorrynotsorry #brattybaba #brattyboy #idowhatiwant #itsallaboutme #mememe #naughtiestdogintheworld #naughtydogsofinstagram #yolo #verysatisfied #noregrets #jeneregretterien #yellowlabs #yellowlabsofinstagram @weratedogs Please follow our HAWT pawtners @bas.daan_dutchlabs ************************************** GENERAL DISCLAIMER FOR NEW FOLLOWERS (This disclaimer doesn't mean we mind the questions, just that we are tired of answering the same questions over and over again!) Yes, his nose is that way. No he wasn't born with it. No he's not a mix breed. His nose is scarred because of dermatitis. His dermatitis is fully cured now. His fur is growing back slowly. No, he MOST certainly doesn't have mud on his face. No, we will not be clarifying anything beyond this with reference to his nose and scars. Ok? **************************************