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What do you call a porta potty on fire? ... A poopy situation 🔥💩🔥 • • Station 18 extinguishing flaming johns one at a time🚒 #shithappens #layoffthesauce #squadislit🔥 #facepriceless #flamingjohnsandredlines #engineparty #firsttimeforeverything

I'm 31 years old, mother, often described as a responsible person, I have a PhD and this just happened to me. I tried to whip cream. I blaim lack of sleep #fail #kitchenfail #adulting #adultfail #whipped #whippedcream #phd #notsosmart #shithappens #parenting #parentingfail

"Here i sit broken hearted, came to shit but only farted" Trying to shit in different positions and places to view the world from a different perspective.. . . . . #travel #travelphotography #photography #nature #travelgram #photooftheday #instagood #instatravel #wanderlust #backpackers #trippyshit #deepshit #shithappens #niggasaintshit

This was our first show round together ever, and I will say it went pretty well! 🌼 was a 🌟 We haven’t quite mastered 💩/cantering/jumping yet but #shithappens! Funny enough, that exact same thing happened at our bridle trails show, long left canter approach to a single on the quarter line 🤷🏻‍♀️ #soundon🔊 #bestcommentever#canwedoaburnoutifshewins #whenyoubringnascarfanstoahorseshow

The swelling has definitely reduced. Was able to get in my car and drive to town yesterday. Woohoo. Just gotta figure out how to rack weights successfully with my crutches, 🤔 to at least do upper body work outs. #happylife, #shithappens, #farmgirllife

People change, Things Go Wrong. #shithappens, But the #ride Goes ON.🚧🍁💓

Did my first descent, didn't go well 💩😱🤕😂 I slipped so hard on the last wall and landed straight on my right bum cheek...but I was totally fine afterwards 😄 really enjoyed trying them for the first time with @tom.uzer anyway! #parkour #freerunning #descent #climb #pk4life #parkourfail #fail #failarmy #descentfail #shithappens #allgood #funny #dortmund #scheiße #oderwatt #jasia 📹: @tom.uzer ❤

Irish Opti Nationals 2019. Well done @james_dwyer_ Reeeeeeeeeeeeee #irishnationals2019 #iodai #optimist #shithappens

Facts! And getting fired from my 4yr job was probably the best thing that has happed go me. I got fired the same week I found out I was 1 month pregers! . To top it of 🍒 I was an emotional wreck! I was throwing up my guts out!.. I also dint mention it to my husband that I had gotten fire lol I was able to hide it for about 3 days 😂🤷🏽‍♀️ I mean I was prego! And I had never ever experienced the horrific morning sickness with my other pregnancies! It’s like if I was totally new to the prego situation 🙄! I look back when that happened and now I just LOL! 😂 Anyways great things have happened since then! I have no doubt that when 1 door closes god has something much more amazing for you. 😭🙏🏽 #behappy #godisgood #livehappy #attitude #blessed #sorrynotsorry #grow #business #lifeisgreat #faith #newdoor #family #shithappens

Heute hat unser Tag eigentlich ganz gut begonnen wir waren pünktlich um 8 Uhr am Eingang vom #krkanationalpark und sind dann schön gemütlich mit dem Boot zu den Wasserfällen gefahren. Wir hatten Glück um die Uhrzeit ist noch nicht ganz so viel los 🎉🎉😬 Dann nahm der Tag seinen Lauf 🙈🙈 Kurzfassung Ticketschalter übersehen 1200 m hin und hergelaufen, 2 Stunden Zeit verbracht bis das Boot fährt und End vom Lied war, dass wir in #roskislap 1 1/2 Stunden Aufenthalt hatten und in der Zeit 517 Stufen zu einer Höhle hochgelaufen sind dann einmal um die Wasserfälle gehetzt um am Ende am Steg anzukommen von dem gerade unser Boot ohne uns losgefahren ist🙈😂 Unser #van 20 km entfernt keine öffentlichen Busse🙈 dann haben wir ein Pärchen angesprochen ob Sie uns mitnehmen konnten das war unsere Rettung und dann doch noch ein wirklich schöner Tagesabschluss 😊😊 - - #croatia #shithappens #krkanationalpark #krka #travelphotography #traveleurope #discovereurope #travel #waterfall #couple #wasserfall #nofilter #nature #adventure #tlpicks

Jetzt ist der Bauch 👍 und jetzt streikt das Knie 😞. Eigentlich wollte ich heute 35 km laufen aber nach dem ersten Kilometer fing mein Knie plötzlich heftig an zu schmerzen. Ich dachte das verläuft sich wieder, aber es wurde nicht besser. Also nach der ersten Runde Pause am 🚗 was trinken, dehnen und hoffen dass es besser wird... 100m später hab ich die Einheit dann abgebrochen... Es wurde nicht besser 💩 Woher die Schmerzen kommen, keine Ahnung, gestern bin ich noch völlig problemlos 20 km gelaufen. Vielleicht hab ich mir was beim Yoga gezerrt oder mir das Knie beim Step-Aerobic-Kurs verdreht. Morgen starte ich einen neuen Versuch auf dem Laufband, da kann ich dann auch direkt abbrechen, wenn es nicht läuft. Bis dahin Couch, TV, kühlen, chillen... #shithappens #knieschmerzen #longrun #marathontraining #laufen #marathon #training #running #laufbandliebe #intervalle #dauerlauf #dauerlaufverein #laufeninköln #nevergiveup #breaking3 #mudmonkeysocrteam #ocr #ocrtraining #25minutesköln #dralexaiwan #gesünderernähren #magendarmprobleme

Czasem zdarzają się dni jak wczoraj, kiedy praktyka jogi wychodzi perfekcyjnie, luby bez marudzenia daje się namówić na długi spacer i odkrywamy wspólnie fantatystyczne miejsca, sprzątanie sprawia przyjemność i w ogóle, a czasem jest jak dziś - budzisz się o 14 z potwornym bólem głowy, na nogach masz milion ugryzień niewiadomego pochodzenia które w dodatku pierońsko swędzą, czujesz słabość taką że spacer z psem jest ogromnym wyzwaniem i masz tak zatkany nos, że masz wrażenie że składasz się głównie z kataru a Twój kot wpada do wanny pełnej wody... Plus dzisiejszego dnia jest jeden - praktyka siadła jeszcze lepiej niż wczoraj 💪 #joga #simplife #mata #matadojogi #matamiamiko #miamiko #shithappens #życiealergika #nogi #legs #legswithtattoos #darknails #mermaidtattoo #mermaid #syrenka #inanna #isztar #ishtar #ishtartattoo #kida #kidaatlantis #atlantis #parkiet #staryfotel #leafpattern #zieloność #scars #blizny #shadowplay #suninhome

Поймать «змеиный укус» на 42 км/ч - бесценно ☝️😁 4000 км без проколов и на тебе 😔 не забывайте проверять давление в шинах 😉 #велосипед #велосипеды #своимируками #шиномонтаж #shithappens

"Go custom exhaust shop" they said Pt.2 Shitty welded split came apart and was dragging left muffler. Got new parts coming tho. Redoing the whole exhaust now. TurboXS O2 housing, Tsudo Downpipe, CNT V3 Quad tip catback. I liked being different but it just didn't work. Running single exit look for now lmao #hyundai #genesiscoupe #turbo #bk2 #kdm #shithappens #cheapshops #turboxs #tsudo #cnt #exhaust #upgradeonbreak #gencoupe #goodbyedual4inchtips #moretocome

Shit happens, then you fix it 🛠 Two weekends to get this ready for Hötsi 🤔 #beartowngarage #ca18det #newholland #nissan #s13 #180sx #200sx #240sx #kito #agriculture #garage #summer #shithappens #season #2019 #pori

Die letzten zwei Wochen war ich in Spanien unterwegs, aber auch hier durften die Pferde natürlich nicht fehlen 😅 Dieser süße Hengst war besonders kuschel bedürftig und auch die Hofreitschule in Jerez haben wir besucht. Friedi hat momentan leider eine vom TA verordnete Zwangspause, da er letzte Woche mal kurz gefiebert hat. Jetzt ist aber schon alles wieder auf dem Weg der Besserung und morgen werden wir ein wenig im Schritt spazieren gehen. #horselife #ponygirl #reality #shithappens #spanien #stallion #holiday #sickboy #erstmalschönruhenlassen #pferdemädchen #stablestories #langenichtsgehört #jerezdelafrontera

Short tutorial in „How to get some nice wakeboard shots from @youngandsavageofficial AND break your camera lens with a rope! (watch ‘till the end)“ 🙂🏄🏽‍♂️💥 Oh und btw - ein Behind-The-Scenes-Video von den Tagen in der @area47 und auch einige Preise findets ihr alles bei @rauch_eistee ✌🏼 #shithappens

Gf Banana Bread fiasco of 2019... ○°•°•°•°•°•°•°•○○°•°•°•°•°•°•°•○ Guys, I am here to tell you, even though I consider myself proficient in baking I still make grave mistakes all the time 😂 Enter: this chocolate chip banana bread. It looks lovely and delicious, yes, but it was absolutely awful. "Why?!" You ask. Because I did not account for accidentally buying almond milk chocolate chips when I made this hazelnut-based bread. If you can imagine a stale nut flavor completely overpowering three bananas, then you know what I went through. 😂😂😂 ○°•°•°•°•°•°•°•○○°•°•°•°•°•°•°•○ I wanted to share this to say: No matter how good you get at something, you'll still mess up sometimes! Don't let it get ya down! If I hadn't messed this up, I never would have discovered my current fave recipe that I shared earlier this week! Just know, I'm rootin' for ya. You can keep on keeping on!! Link to the delicious recipe is still in my bio ❤ ○°•°•°•°•°•°•°•○○°•°•°•°•°•°•°•○ #bakingmishaps #bakingmistakes #shithappens #gffoodie #gf #glutenfree #southernbaker #glutenfreebaking #vegan #gfbreakfast #dairyfree #df #foodie #foodporn #phillyfoodie #phillyfoodporn #philly #philadelphia #celiacfriendly #celiacdisease #celiaccook #celiacbaker

Body pump done! 💪 proud of myself for working out every day this week so far. Feeling super motivated to push myself harder & further. I've had a lot going on the past few months & I let it take a toll in more areas of my life than I'd like to admit....but there it is. But I'm also so tired of all of my own excuses. I got comfortable with being uncomfortable in my own skin & that's not me. I know what I'm capable of & I'm holding myself back from my true potential...But I'm done! Time to level up my life and get my shit together. If you're sick & tired of feeling sick & tired, let's level up together! DM for more info on our nutrition programs & coaching. #motivated #levelup #grind #shithappens #noexcuses

When u left the studio and realize that u forgot the key inside but client is coming🙈 waiting for my hero and eaiting a boiled egg for lunch out of the building😁 #thisisme#redhead#shithappens#healthylunch#funnymoments#fitgirls#sportgirls#cutegirls#beautyplace#aboutbeauty#godbless#beyourself#meisme#rnb#cartoongirls#drawing#presets#siberia#nsk#нск#сибирь#рыжеволосые

Ich bin wie ich bin! Die einen kennen mich. Die anderen können mich. Ganz einfach! #oldbutgold #hamburg #hh #sonne #chillen #cap #shithappens #lurup #cutebutpsycho

AM NOT PERFECT BIH I TRY 2 B REAL MIDDLE🖕🖕 2 ALL HATERS #starboynation🌙#peopledontmind#sitakimazoea#shithappens#like4follow

It’s an enamel pin. It’s cute & all, but it got me thinking...this can be 100% literal fact when you have MS. 😂💩😡😩 #ms #multiplesclerosis #mswarrior #thisisms #mscommunity #podcast #shithappens

#funnight #cantfightchange #shithappens down even more weight than when this picture was taken!!

Moni
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Not sure how I feel about my haircut....it did end up shorter than I wanted. 🤷🏻‍♀️😬💁🏻‍♀️ #shorthair #newstyle #hairstyles #brownhair #live #life #embracechange #beautiful #accidents #shithappens #itwillgrowback

To be precise....😎#shithappens

Really needed to hear this today my life just got a little more complicated and I have some decisions to make but hopefully all will be good in the end please keep your fingers crossed for me lovelies 😩🙏😊 #newchapter #difficulties #lifecanbehard #control #controlyouremotions #shithappens #whatnext #creative #freelancer #fingerscrossed #timeforachange #illustratorsoninstagram #creative #handmadeisbetter #motivation #positivethoughts #future

У белой девочки катаракта, у его змейшества - абсцесс в кишечнике и операция в эту пятницу. У меня всё. #shithappens #verybigshit

If only I still had the privilege to use the skis 😅 #daydreaming #drunkensmiles #shithappens #tetherup #ratherbeonthewater

🏃🏻‍♀️🏋🏾‍♂️ #lÄuft 🏋🏼‍♀️🏃🏽‍♂️ Nachdem ich mich gestern mal wieder als Fußballspieler ausprobiert habe, werde ich mich die nächsten Wochen wohl mehr auf Oberkörpertraining konzentrieren müssen. 🤦🏽‍♂️ _____________________________________________________________ 🎧Auf den Podcast wird das Ganze aber keine Auswirkungen haben. 🎧 _____________________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________ #trackandfield #atheltics #podcast #tracknation #tracklife #sprint #running #leichtathletik #deutscherpodcast #shithappens #dlv #dummgelaufen

(@jsisnznh)

3 Hours Ago

#shithappens

YAZZ
(@yaf_azz)

3 Hours Ago

"SO FRESH" 2,10x 90 - mixta #lowrider #paintings #streetartist #fromthestreet #shithappens #artistascolombianos #smallproblems #bigmoves #yafazz Agradecimiento especial para @uppertrip 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

SHIT HAPPENS, já diria Forrest... Quebrei! Segunda metade foi na garra, na cara e na coragem. Joelho zerado 🙏🏼, mas o calor e uma dor muito forte que apareceu embaixo do pé direito me fizeram diminuir ritmo e até parar algumas vezes pra alongar. Cada passo do km 12 ao 21 foi como pisar no prego. Manquei, corri, manquei de novo... Ainda assim, a prova foi linda - dura, mas linda -, emocionante, uma experiência inesquecível! O choro incontrolável que tomou conta de mim pós chegada foi por PURA FELICIDADE, nada além disso! Thank you, next, next... . #quebrei #shithappens #runforrestrun #corridaderua #meiamaratona #rj #euescolhicorrer #21k

August 21, 2019: You guys really made my day! 🐶🐱 No matter what type of shit that happens, life will just have to go on and move on when the time is right. ❤ #shithappens #lifegoeson #soidog #dog #sleepydog #soicat #cat #youmademyday

Surgery time. #shithappens

Just when everything was going great 😅 . . . @globalhooper @theprofessor #shithappens #globalhooper #globalhooperfam #basketball #baller #ballislife #ball #streetball #fanfootagefriday #nbaindia

Due to contrary belief I am not perfect 😬. This was a test fire from this morning. This was one of the earlier P3c builds that came in for an extraction issue .Sometimes building these 100% full custom built pistols are like custom cars , motorcycles etc. They may need some adjusting . Once you find exactly what works 100% stick with it . Now all that being said I will ALWAYS stand behind my work 100% no matter what!! #behumble #standbehindyour work #weareallnotperfect #shithappens #shootsflat #bec #p3c #becpolymer

When trying to look cool banging out some reps ends up being your greatest fail🤣🤣🤣 . Maybe next time il just keep quiet and crack on with my set @richwilson_23 🤣 . #shithappens #gymfails

Our t-shirt slogan is a play on words but when you have an HD baby you know when IT happens.... #shithappens 💩 40%off your orders until the end of the month! Use code: SUMMER 🏖 . . . . #fashionforacause #style #hopeforhd #hdawareness #hirschsprungs #hirschsprungsdisease #raredisease #digitalhealth #kidshealth #photooftheday #donate #fundraise

Shit porn 🤣🤣🤣 There is no better way to deal with the shit that happens than sharing it with others. It allows us to laugh or cry or vent or all three. Here is my “shit happens story” from last Tuesday, it's a floater 🤣: I jumped out of the shower and decided to fix the bunched up carpet in my office (den) even though I was still naked as a jaybird. I closed the door to fix the carpet and was happy when it was done. I then proceeded to turn the knob, and to my surprise, the door would not open. It was the first time I had shut that door since moving there, three months ago. The doorknob was stripped, it just rotated. I tried and tried and tried to open the door, but no cigar. I then figured I would call someone, but my cell phone was in the living room with Sharona (my little dog). I thought, no problem I would text a friend or the landlord using my laptop to help get me out. But NO, I left my laptop in the living room the night before. It then dawns upon me that I might have to yell but I am in the basement, and no one would ever hear my screaming. And then it hits, what will others think when they open the door, and I am butt naked. I am now a little pissed and feeling powerless and might have to break down the door! I eventually discover an old credit card, and it takes me 15 minutes of jamming it between the lock and door when it pops open. I exit out the door and began to laugh my head off because I am nude and Sharona is looking at me like I am an idiot.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 SHIT HAPPENS is part of the journey and recovery. It's how we deal with our shit that matters. Share one of your funny moments with all of us? Recovery:the New Cool. Paul Noiles