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China top actress 2018 Zheng Shuang #Chinese #Chinastars #Chinesebeauty

Chinese style photograph3 #Chinese #snowandredplum #Chinatrends

6th period. Test day. One school day away from spring break. Sometimes the sarcasm works to chill them out.

Chinese long noodles #chineseculture #noodles #chinese food

Never a dull moment in teaching. (The typo on this post will bother me for all eternity. *9th grader.)

I got tanned in China this summer, oh i wanna go back to Africa! #meme #chinaonlinetrends #funnypictures #Chinese #summerinchina

CA teachers, mark your calendars. ✊🏿✊🏽✊🏻

The influx of students getting kicked out of their charter schools always peaks right before spring break (and spring is standardized testing season - coincidence?). I’ve gotten 6 new students since yesterday alone, and most are in special education. #thisisanantichartermeme #keepeducationpublic

Rough day.

I did exactly this today. #repost @teachermisery

I remember being VERY concerned. #piday

Nothing puts me in a mood quite like PAPER JAM LEFT SIDE DOOR. PAPER JAM TRANSPORTER. PAPER JAM DRAWER 4. #copiersofinstagram #copierjamsofinstagram

A copier that works too. 🙏🏼

This article is about UK teachers, but I imagine it’s a trend. How many hours do you work a week? Article URL: https://www.tes.com/news/teachers-work-more-unpaid-overtime-anyone-else?fbclid=IwAR0H8TOr53TN3XZchLQdh_zpDl9UUF5owSao0yWqMzCfeTSVMYzA1uuM75o

Just tryna make it to spring break in mostly one piece.

I am all too familiar with the grief that follows a crappy TA ratification. #istandwithoakland @ousdankmemes

I love math memes. (Def always forgot the constant C as a student.) #repost @juicy_mathematical_memes

I love this one by @teachertalks so much.

Always.

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Do you ever let them continue just so you can watch them catch themselves in a lie?

When I’m on my prep, I *maybe* get up to answer it and when I do, I screen the call. During class? I let a kid answer it and they go: “Student speaking. *pause* Nah she’s busy teaching. Why you think she has time to come to the phone when we’re in here tryna get an education?” And I just love them for that.

“The bell doesn’t dismiss you, I dismiss you.” (I’ve worked at two schools and neither has actually used bells so this statement is VERY true when I say it.)

So I guess it’s that time of year when the 9th graders start developing their 10th grade personalities. #wompwomp

So today all my 9th grade boys that eat in here at lunch were introduced to pads by the 9th grade girls that eat in here at lunch and now there’s a bunch of 9th grade boys using pads as napkins.

Bay Area teachers, FYI. #strike #solidarity #bayarea #repost @caeducatorsrising

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Normally: Oh whoops. Sorry, miss. We’re ready now. As we near spring break: ATTITUDES ARE PEAKING ALL AROUND.

My side hustle is writing curriculum for an ed tech website. What’s yours? #repost @mstodaynews @marshallramsey #sidehustle #teacherpay #teacherstrike #teachersidehustle

This is true. #repost @3.1415926535897932384626433832

Sometimes it’s hard to keep a straight face. Teaching is a weird job.

IS IT?!

Push em back an hour and that’s me. But then I’m still running late because I have to take two buses to get to school and public transit is not reliable. At all. So most mornings, I end up speed walking/jogging the last 2 miles of my commute. #repost @classicalartshit

Teachers will get this. #repost @tank.sinatra (Swipe ⬅️ for one of many drawings of me. I’d post the rest, but they just get worse 🤣)

Whenever my kids ask me, “Why don’t we learn something useful like doing our taxes?” I ask them, “Do you know how to read?” “Yes,” they say. Then I ask, “Do you also know how to add and subtract?” “Yes, Miss.” Then I hand them my W2, my receipts, my 1098-Es, etc etc and a tax form and say, “Great. Do my taxes.” And then they decide they’d rather do math. #taxesarejustreadingdirectionswell #letsbehonest #repost @madeinpoortaste

Once my Fitbit thought I was on the elliptical for 3 hours, during my afternoon classes. Swipe ⬅️ for my end-of-school day step count which was actually low because of a “super” quiz. #repost @weareteachers

Two kinds of students. Swipe ⬅️ #quadratics #completingthesquare #studentsbelike

Still my favorite #teachermeme of all time. #repost @teachermisery

Districts be like...🙄 #repost @ousdankmemes

#throwback and yes, I did educate him on Destiny’s Child after that. 😂 #shitmystudentssay

Math jokes. 😂 #repost @miss_mathmemes

One of my 9th graders told me I’m the second nicest teacher in school so I can’t really be THAT mean.

This was me yesterday, then my 6th period came in and one kid was next to me like “Miss, I really liked the work you left for us yesterday when you were out. Did you check mine yet?” and another was on the other side of me like “Miss, where were you yesterday?” and then another was like “Miss, I need a pass to wellness because I hit my head in PE” and another was asking “Miss, can we go over the back page of the homework?” and another goes “Miss, are you gonna be here after school?” and I finally was like, “No one is allowed to say my name for the rest of class.” AND IN RESPONSE THEY ALL WENT “MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS!!!!” This all happened within the first 7 minutes of class. #repost @bored_teachers

I need to start closing my room at lunch. 🤦🏻‍♀️

It’s the best when the adult is our principal.

Every meeting. #repost @teachertrauma

I feel like my school always starts the year with a rotating cast of substitutes. Then a few teachers quit at the end of Opening PD right before the first day of school, or mid-semester, or mid-year. The first school I worked at, one of my colleagues just stopped showing up after spring break. Not joking.

#tbt to this lovely dinosaur drawing by a student that was then given this addition by another student. #highschool

Teaching is the only job for me, but I am not a morning person. #thestruggle