(@ahfternoontea)

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I earned a black belt in karate once, but I'm pretty sure that was just a dream.

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Lindsay
(@ahfternoontea)

2018-10-06 20:33:25

In an effort to put more love into a larger community of people, I'll be posting more actively and exclusively on @lindsaytaylore for awhile. (But like...for real this time.) So give it a lil follow if you want to see what's up.

Lindsay
(@ahfternoontea)

2018-09-26 21:27:53

Hey @imgmodels when are you going to sign me already?

Lindsay
(@ahfternoontea)

2018-09-22 20:52:11

It's fall now which means you have to protect your pumpkin spice lattes at all costs. PSL hunters are out here trying to ruin our fun. Stay strong.

Lindsay
(@ahfternoontea)

2018-09-22 17:50:18

It's the first day of fall! That teeny tiny speck of orange on the mountain told me so.

Lindsay
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2018-09-20 07:12:34

I'd like to take this #tbt opportunity to throw it back to the time I saw the world's third-largest cherry pie pan somewhere outside Charlevoix. PS: I spent $16.00 on that dumb hat in a TC lighthouse gift shop and lost it less than three weeks later. So if you have it, let me know.

Lindsay
(@ahfternoontea)

2018-09-12 17:47:52

I turned 24 this year which means I have the distinct pleasure of using anti-aging cream and zit cream at the same time. Stop asking me when I'm going to have kids, thanks.

Lindsay
(@ahfternoontea)

2018-09-08 22:56:31

What's up, NSA? Hope you enjoy the view.

Lindsay
(@ahfternoontea)

2018-09-01 21:51:31

January 2018. Somewhere in Indiana with two coats on. Some time before I realized gloves are essential in negative temperatures.

Lindsay
(@ahfternoontea)

2018-08-29 10:49:06

Never forget that here at @ahfternoontea, we are first and foremost a Robert Downey Jr. fan account.

Lindsay
(@ahfternoontea)

2018-08-26 21:12:50

Dexter has officially surpassed my abilities. He now takes all the selfies and has all the signs of a fully sentient being. #allergybuddies #nationaldogday

Lindsay
(@ahfternoontea)

2018-08-21 11:29:12

January 2018 Somewhere along I-40 near Amarillo. Somewhere around 5°F. Sometime before I realized you can't use a lighter to thaw a gas tank.

Lindsay
(@ahfternoontea)

2018-08-21 10:27:52

I would like to finally admit that I hiked up the ski hills at least 12 times just so I could go into the chapel to sing. The chapel doors don't fully lock -- the right one flies right open if you give her a lil' tug. Also, the acoustics made it sound like I was a long-lost sister of @thestaves when I normally sound like a strained constipated cat, so that was nice. BUT please know that the crumpled tissue sitting in the window sill was not mine! It was there the first time I went in and I didn't want to tamper with the evidence in case someone was using it as bait to catch me. Phew. Feels good to get that off my chest.

Lindsay
(@ahfternoontea)

2018-08-19 18:49:49

Legend says those who like this picture of my ghost doodle are destined for spooky blessings, prosperity, and good health this fall. S'why I liked my own damn picture.

Lindsay
(@ahfternoontea)

2018-08-18 19:54:06

I am living my best 1870s life with these rags right now. Hoping to wake up without tuberculosis though. Who has experience with rag curls? Is this going to be catastrophic? #ragcurls #morelike #ragcurlz

Lindsay
(@ahfternoontea)

2018-08-17 11:12:49

Earth is flat, ancient aliens developed society, Beyoncé is a cult leader, the Denver Airport is a cover for The New World Order, and global warming is fake.

Lindsay
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2018-08-16 14:33:28

I love an antique shop with dead flowers out front. Wouldn't have an antique shop any other way.

Lindsay
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2018-08-16 09:06:19

I would like to take a moment to thank the cult I accidentally joined this year, and I'd also like to thank the pyramid scheme I was invited to join. It's truly been an incredible year, and I couldn't have done it all without the possible cult leader's voice echoing, "Are you SURE you want to leave?" in my ear. ✨✌️

Lindsay
(@ahfternoontea)

2018-08-15 09:35:48

January 2018, off the highway somewhere in Indiana.