I earned a black belt in karate once, but I'm pretty sure that was just a dream.
Summertime, and the livin' is easy as pie
More NoMi farm stuff
Farms and trilliums and grass and pretty blue skies!
Say "baby," damnit!!!!
When you're having fun with your pregnant boss, but then you remember you get pregnant by touching other pregnant people. Touch responsibly, kids.
Wherein I steal @mckenziecarroll_10's roommate's cat and never let her go. #lovemedamnit
I just walked into a spider web. I just walked into a spider web. Am I gonna be the next Spider-Man? No, but hey @marvel @tomholland2013 @zendaya @spidermanmovie -- I think I found your new Spider-Man theme song. You're welcome.
I personally feel that these are very professional and welcoming additions to our door, though some may disagree. MacWheezy is back. Bomers is not Payroll. And I'm uncomfortable and need help.
Love this picture of me by myself on this boat all alone.
Eat the bridge
Day well-spent with these goofs on Mackinac Island. Approximately zero ghosts were spotted, much to my dismay. If you need me, I'll just be in my hotel room home soaking my head in detangler for the next 12 hours.
Wherein I bowl my 3000th gutter ball of the night, and @bomers1 (who is SIX MONTHS PREGNANT) won the highest score in the whole damn alley. The sounds of disappointment, the "ohhhh no, oh, gutter ball," the awkward pose, the laughter at my expense -- herein lies the legacy I will leave on this world. Disappointment and discomfort -- it's a way of life.
Social media sucks up far too much of my time. I have at least 93 things to figure out in the next few months, so I'm signing off for a bit. There is no need to announce this, but here we are. For anyone who cares, I will still probably be posting on @lindsaytaylore. Silliness is always in full swing over there. PS: Shoutout to the ice face on the right-hand side of this pic!! ✌️
My maternal grandparents were married by 23 with two kids. They owned a house, at least one car, and a couple dogs. My grandfather was a carpenter. My grandma was a registered child care provider. They were adults. I am 23. I have not showered yet today. I have no long term plans and very few marketable skills. My longest and most faithful relationship is with @dennysdiner. I have been sucking on a stale strawberry for the past three minutes doing whatever the hell this is. #zoinks
Throwing it back to my favorite picture of myself. It's almost the one-year anniversary of this picture, and I like to repost this a lot to make sure it floats somewhere near the top of my feed.
Obviously fake freckles. I have adopted my truest form.
When all else fails, I plan to fall back on my professional dancing skills, flat hair, and impeccable sense of style to support myself. #throwbackthursday