(@ahfternoontea)

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I earned a black belt in karate once, but I'm pretty sure that was just a dream.

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6 Days 1 Hour Ago

I turned 24 this year which means I have the distinct pleasure of using anti-aging cream and zit cream at the same time. Stop asking me when I'm going to have kids, thanks.

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9 Days 20 Hours Ago

What's up, NSA? Hope you enjoy the view.

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16 Days 21 Hours Ago

January 2018. Somewhere in Indiana with two coats on. Some time before I realized gloves are essential in negative temperatures.

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20 Days 8 Hours Ago

Never forget that here at @ahfternoontea, we are first and foremost a Robert Downey Jr. fan account.

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22 Days 22 Hours Ago

Dexter has officially surpassed my abilities. He now takes all the selfies and has all the signs of a fully sentient being. #allergybuddies #nationaldogday

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28 Days 7 Hours Ago

January 2018 Somewhere along I-40 near Amarillo. Somewhere around 5°F. Sometime before I realized you can't use a lighter to thaw a gas tank.

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28 Days 8 Hours Ago

I would like to finally admit that I hiked up the ski hills at least 12 times just so I could go into the chapel to sing. The chapel doors don't fully lock -- the right one flies right open if you give her a lil' tug. Also, the acoustics made it sound like I was a long-lost sister of @thestaves when I normally sound like a strained constipated cat, so that was nice. BUT please know that the crumpled tissue sitting in the window sill was not mine! It was there the first time I went in and I didn't want to tamper with the evidence in case someone was using it as bait to catch me. Phew. Feels good to get that off my chest.

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29 Days 24 Hours Ago

Legend says those who like this picture of my ghost doodle are destined for spooky blessings, prosperity, and good health this fall. S'why I liked my own damn picture.

Lindsay
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2018-08-18 19:54:06

I am living my best 1870s life with these rags right now. Hoping to wake up without tuberculosis though. Who has experience with rag curls? Is this going to be catastrophic? #ragcurls #morelike #ragcurlz

Lindsay
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2018-08-17 11:12:49

Earth is flat, ancient aliens developed society, Beyoncé is a cult leader, the Denver Airport is a cover for The New World Order, and global warming is fake.

Lindsay
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2018-08-16 14:33:28

I love an antique shop with dead flowers out front. Wouldn't have an antique shop any other way.

Lindsay
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2018-08-16 09:06:19

I would like to take a moment to thank the cult I accidentally joined this year, and I'd also like to thank the pyramid scheme I was invited to join. It's truly been an incredible year, and I couldn't have done it all without the possible cult leader's voice echoing, "Are you SURE you want to leave?" in my ear. ✨✌️

Lindsay
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2018-08-15 09:35:48

January 2018, off the highway somewhere in Indiana.

Lindsay
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2018-08-15 09:29:29

January 2018. Bar Harbor, not to be mistaken for Harbor Bar.

Lindsay
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2018-08-14 22:31:01

February 2018 at the Lyric Theatre

Lindsay
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2018-08-14 10:54:03

I took this photo with my phone and two seconds later, my phone died. Don't test me now, Satan.

Lindsay
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2018-08-13 20:54:22

I was baptized Catholic and even went to a Catholic preschool & kindergarten. I've since forgotten everything I ever learned about the religion except that Jesus is the #1 holy dude and Noah built a sick-ass arc. One time at a Catholic wedding, not considering myself to be a "Catholic in good standing" anymore, and fearing spontaneous combustion if I lied about being a good Catholic, I crossed my arms in front of my chest instead of receiving communion. The minister priest deacon man said a prayer for my misguided soul. I forgot what I was supposed to say in response, so I said, "...thhh....anks" and walked away. I had a sinus infection that cleared up two days later, so that's when I started believing in God again.

Lindsay
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2018-08-13 10:26:34

If I steal his suit, then he'll have to just save the world as Clark Kent.