I stole this photo from @emmawallond Instagram but then prayed for forgiveness because that’s how religion works. Amen.
From when the floor was lava rather than my inbox.
RT “No quieres estas manos”
Probably had just made a joke about how it looks like @emmawallond works at Footlocker.
Another Laker wedding. It was nice of @jasonhalawa to throw Saf a welcome back party.
Where is this sun at though? (Well this sun was in Italy but you know what I mean)
The Vatican doesn’t allow photos in the Sistine Chapel so excuse the angles.
Wedding Laker gang, see you all again in two weeks for *DJ Kahled voice* another one.
Sadly i’m not in the UK today so I can’t protest the bum that is @therealdonaldtrump and tell him that we don’t need idiots like him with ethics like his in the world. So here’s a photo of me in the Colosseum looking not entertained about it instead. “I would call Trump a cunt but he lacks the depth and warmth”
Quite amazing for something that’s nearly over 2000 years old.
Just before this a Eastern European lady hit me with her selfie stick which are so 2014 💁🏻♂️.
An accurate visual re-enactment of what happened in 79 AD when Vesuvius erupted. “Thoughts and prayers 🙏🏼” did not save the people of Herculaneum either.
The Italian coast makes a nice change from roundabouts and dual carriageways.
Scratching my head to why don’t we just get a Vespa back up the cobbled streets of Sorrento and how my shoes got so dusty.
It wasn’t with a plane on holiday but I did get some flying in this weekend.... for about three seconds before a crash landing.
Resting bitch face gang.