Our big 2015 New Year's Eve surprise; the little yeti, Roczyn Mary. These are her adventures... xxoo
My shiny little sheriff
She's in the backseat yelling "Watch the tree. Watch the truck. Watch the kids...." Then we're stopped at the light & it's letting our lane turn left, we're not moving so she's going "Go. Go!!!" God, she is her father. #backseatdriving #imp
Today's episode of Bug Hunters, and Outsmarted by Your Very Own Imp. Last week she was all about saving the fly. This week, she's tracking him down. Fooling around, I told her the bug was on her nose. No biggie. There was a laugh, we moved on. Five minutes later I changed her diaper. I either never should have let her keep her fly swatter, or not made that bug on your nose joke... as I was changing her dirty diaper, one whack & she "got the bug," on my nose. #herebugwhereareyoouuuuu #iguesswecatchmoreflieswithshit #thankgodwedontuseherflyswatter #saynotobugguts #andtoddlers #theimpstrikesagain #goodthingilikeher
Yes, it went in this order. #kidsaregross
Had a busy morning. Mom bought a used bmx & turned it into her own balance bike so I have someone to ride with. Got in a track walk, did some practice rides, did some track runs, tried to ride the big bike, & then I lost my shit & it was time to go home for a nap. #impskeepyouyoung #ridered #trackwalk #strider #lovingmynewbern #mommysbestentertainment #bebacktomorrow
At the bike park trying to get a picture of me & the imp together. This was the most successful attempt... #theyneversitstillwhenyouwantthemto #imponamission #ridered #sheislikinghernewhelmet #bern #strider
Hello. My name is Frank. This is my brother, Ralph, & my other brother, Ralph. (aka. Mommy's backup, & her backup's backup, if Frank ever goes missing.) #roczynsbff #youcanneverhavetoomanyyetis #yetisanctuary #oneofthesethingsisnotliketheother
Guess what argument we were having... again. I never knew a kid in the trunk was such a conversation starter?? At least 5 people wanted to talk about her seating choice as I calmly said some variation of "Roczyn, please get out of the trunk," & put groceries in the car, but no one stuck around as I pulled her out by the feet screaming "No, mommy. I ride in tunk." #twoistough #ididntwritethevehiclecodekid #stillpickingmybattles #momlife
Everything's a race; the car, the bike, the quad, the boat... #sheisaNevil
Roczyn stands at the fridge & repeats "Jerky. Jerky.. Jerky..." louder & louder, until we get it or distract her. Daddy better be on his game for hunting season again this year. #ihaveajerkyproblem
When mommy has to make a surprise visit to work & you've been there for a couple hours reading, helping make copies & writing on the dry erase & chalk boards... Hello projector & Puppy Dog Pals! Her response, "I'm super!"
Frank & I are like two old people, sitting on a rocker, people-watching at the mall.
When hugs go wrong...