Believe me sweetie, I've got enough to feed the needy.
#tbt to Monday’s at 11, fake leather jackets being enough for ‘chilly weather’ and being able to play on stage once a week with my best friends. And $6 Stella’s. And @therealseancarrigan. And @pumpscomedy. #pumpscomedy #itsamatch #throwbackthursday #losangeles #iowest #improv #comedy #boomerang
Today is Kaitlin’s birthday (she’s on the left) and she’s going to publicly castrate me for posting this video BUT I LIVE ON THE EDGE. Happy birthday, you sweet, wondrous human. Full of beauty and knowledge. Spunk and fire. Sarcasm and beer. I love you, and I can not wait to see you and your show in March! (Look at our cute little summer beer bellies! 😻) #tbt #throwbackthursday #summer #shotgun #beer #happybirthday #nightswim #shesalady #sogassy
Cookie is married! Charlotte and I have known each other since birth. LITERALLY. I am so happy to see her say “I do” to a man as kind and loving as Ron. We used to joke about growing older and being married and having our kids know each other like our parents knew each other, playing upstairs while we drank and laughed in the living room. Doesn’t seem so much like a joke anymore! Let’s go back to sticking blankets down the back of our pants and crawling around like lions, sound good? I love you, my oldest friend! #cookieandcrumb #patandpattiesbackpackshack #bayarea #lifelongfriends #jaleena #lionking #snl #latenights #gigglefests
This girl. This woman. This QUEEN. Inspires me every single day with her endurance, strength, knowledge, and drive. She turns 27 today and I selfishly am so happy I got to spend it with her. She has been a rock for me in this life and I can only hope I can return half of what she’s given me. I love you, Francesca. Happy birthday. #yoga #birthday #queen #scorpio #scorpioseason
My little London lady is in NYC! ❤️❤️
My weirdie. My sister. My love. Today we find your dress!! ❤️❤️❤️