My Asshole Office Mate
(@myassholeofficemate)

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My new office mate is a real asshole.

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Sometimes you just have to buy a book based on its cover. #stabbitybunny #scoutcomics #richardrivera #dwaynebiddix #liezlbuenaventura

I don’t think I’ll invite My Asshole Office Mate or The Fool to game night again. #transformers #titansreturn #twinferno #gnaw #sharkticon #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #slaad #slaadtadpole #gamenight #toylife

No, you Asshole! That’s not what “attack roll” means. #smh #transformers #titansreturn #twinferno #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #d10 #d20 #toylife #criticalfail

Sometimes when I’m manic I agree to things without thinking about them. Apparently inviting My Asshole Office Mate and The Fool to D&D is one of those things. #transformers #titansreturn #twinferno #gnaw #sharkticon #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #d20 #criticalfail

Just spent roughly $15 on photo captioning apps to only realize it’s still between the two free ones I already had. One has the spell check / suggested text I sorely need, but bad bubbles. The other had cool bubbles but makes me look like an ass. For the time being I’ll continue to be an ass. #firstworldproblems #speachbubbles #photocaptions #imtheasshole #icantspell

Off topic: But does anyone know of a picture captioning app with built in spell check for iOS? #picturecaptions #spellcheck #ios #iphone

The sad part is that I rely on The Fool to remind me I made coffee. I hate the Bizzaros. #sealab2020 #sealab2021 #bizzaros #thebizzaros #toylife #transformers #titansreturn #gnaw #sharkticon #robotswithcoffee #robotsincoffee

My Asshole Office Mate’s roommate is a bit of a dinosaur. #toylife #toysofinstagram #transformers #poweroftheprimes #grimlock #gatekeepers