Get hoes and suck toes 1/23/18
Girls who can force earrings through closed holes are stronger than any US Marine
There’s a Certain Boy @cleverspoon knows that this would be useful against
The onion is the reason I’m alive
My ideal punching bag is your balls
Whoms’t’d’ve eat ass
Anyways can Hozier like light me on fire
My favorite Hozier tweet to date is the video of the little girl crying about waffles quote tweeted with “the sheer burden of human consciousness”
Collarbones on main
Hozier improves my life quality honestly
Nero was just misunderstood uwu...
*coughs and gets blood everywhere* ugh fuck sorry
I fucking love the crying cat meme
Me, slamming my hands on the table: MORE BADASS GIRLS MORE BADASS GIRLS MORE BADASS GIRLS
Listen accelerating to 50 as fast as possible while yelling the chorus of Tell That Devil by Jill Andrews is an out of body experience
Here’s a whole post about the worst thing I’ve ever heard!