The Plant Rant 🌱
(@the.plant.rant)

79 posts

208 followers

566 followings

🌱 Vegan inspo to make u smile (ur cute when u smile) βœ–οΈ Sarcastic + sassy + a bit smart assy 🌱 Idk what else to say βœ–οΈ Aren't these emojis cute?

Photos and Videos posted by the.plant.rant

"Plants can feel pain too"

inhale the good vibes &

"I'm vegan" "but it's thanksgiving so u can eat turkey right?????"

when u have a plate full of vegan food and somebody says "lol that looks gross"

sitting @ the thanksgiving table w a plate full of bread & veggies while everyone asks why u "don't like turkey" but u don't feel like causing a scene in front of the whole extended family so u sit there like

when u get invited to a get together and it turns out to be a BBQ and the only non-meat food is mac n cheese but u know that shit ain't vegan

Look!!! A rare picture of my anatomical heart!!!!

looks more like a scarf which makes it even better

we can all just keep pretending that vegan donuts are healthy shhhh ok it's made from plants shhhhhh it's fine

I'm so fucking vegan I don't even call my girlfriend honey.

what every vegan wishes they could say aloud to ppl :/

LETTUCE ROMAINE CALM!!!!

vegan from my head tomatoes

when u eat some broccoli and suddenly are the pinnacle of health

"vegetables are gross lol"

mooooooove your ass from the deli aisle to the produce section!!!!

vegans have sexy skeletons

can I get one of these in every color plz

Where do I get my protein? Bitch, peas.

vegan options @ parties

when ppl try to explain how grass-fed bacon is healthy ...... plz get me off this planet πŸ‘½

yes yes tru but also the big ones!!!!

+ judging ppl who still drink milk

plz just leave dem alone

I'm talking to you, Carol.

yo we all better catch a bae before 2050!!!!

food for thought πŸ’­

"HOTDOGS ARE CANCEROUS!!!!!" "lol stop it u silly goose"

πŸ’­ VEGAN ICE CREAM πŸ’­

What about the B-12 deficiency though :/

When someone simply asks you if you want a bite of their french toast & the next thing you know you're explaining what happens to male chicks :/

WE MIGHT DIE OF PROTEIN DEFICIENCY AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT. VEGANS ARE BRAVE AF.

Can we get this pamphlet printed for angry carnivores? YOOO it's not the vegan community's fault that animals are treated like shit β˜•οΈπŸΈ